Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Apparently She Has Way Too Much Time On Her Hands

I woke up this morning, checked my email, and found this from Sal Gal Kate.
(The following is copied and pasted directly from the email.)
hey mommy! i pee and poop all day long and aunt hattie wipes my butt all day long. it is so nice and refreshing when she uses one of those wet, wipey things. it makes my hiney feel shiny like the eiffel tower. i heard aunt hattie mention today that she was about to use the last one. please don't let her run out. i need to smell good for when she takes me to the post office. and that's hard to do when you have poop smeared all over your butt. i just know you won't let me or my gluteus maximus down, i just know it!!
i love you mommy,
kate
ps. what is the eiffel tower and can you take me to see it?
Anyone in need of a complete nutso of a sister?!


24 comments:

Kristen said...

You guys crack me up! Ya'll always seem to have the best time together.

(p.s. the blowdryer on the bed thing totally made me laugh!!)

~Mrs. Guru~ said...

That is so funny!

Soliloquy said...

I am loving your blog and your sense of humor! My kind of girl!

Adding you to my reader!

Rebecca Taylor said...

hahah!

Cindy said...

That is hillarious!

hGb said...

too funny!

LyndsAU said...

HILARIOUS!!! haha

The Catons said...

too funny...."shiney like the eiffel tower"??? WTF??? not fresh and clean, but shiney like the eiffel tower!!! hilarious!!!

Megan said...

Haha! That was pretty creative!

Tabitha (From Single to Married) said...

so cute! gotta love sisters!

Candice McCoy said...

So funny! Makes me think I should write something like this to the mom of the little boy I nanny for....but no. I don't think she has quite your sense of humor. Plus, we aren't near as close as you and your sis. Haha! It would be hilarious though:) At least to me.

Nicole said...

LOL!! That is so funny. Where does she come up with this stuff. Man you guys are hilarious!

chadandnikki said...

HAHA

That's great. Been a secret reader for a while now. I'm gonna add you to my blog roll. Thanks for the laugh.

Nikki

sal gal said...

kate wanted me to let you know that she's mad at you for posting this. i tried to tell her you did it out of love but she's not buying it. don't be surprised if she's giving you the cold shoulder when you pick her up today.

Baseballs and Tutu's said...

Hilarious!!!! Never need to worry about not having something to laugh at..that's the good part!

Too sweet!

Lindsey said...

HAHAHA!

Rebecca Jo said...

Makes my hiney feel shiny ... that right there was enough to make me bust out laughing! How long did you laugh at this? That is hilarious!

Emily said...

u always make me crack up!
I love it:)
kate is really good at typing on the compueter;) wink wink!

MiMi said...

What a great relationship the 2 of you obviously have! I love your sense of humor. Thank you so much for making me smile today!

Carolyn said...

LMAO! That is so something I would do to my sister. I love it!

Mamarazzi said...

hilarious!!

Jenni Jiggety said...

Nothing better than a shiny hiney! LOL!

AmyThompson said...

lol....leave it to sash!!!

morewineplease said...

FUNNIEST - EMAIL - EVER@@
what an awesome sister!