I woke up this morning, checked my email, and found this from
Sal Gal Kate.
(The following is copied and pasted directly from the email.)
hey mommy! i pee and poop all day long and aunt hattie wipes my butt all day long. it is so nice and refreshing when she uses one of those wet, wipey things. it makes my hiney feel shiny like the eiffel tower. i heard aunt hattie mention today that she was about to use the last one. please don't let her run out. i need to smell good for when she takes me to the post office. and that's hard to do when you have poop smeared all over your butt. i just know you won't let me or my gluteus maximus down, i just know it!!
i love you mommy,
ps. what is the eiffel tower and can you take me to see it?
Anyone in need of a complete nutso of a sister?!